My business partner/dear friend and I have this running joke that local news guy Jason DeRusha is my best friend. I’ll be honest; I’ve never spoken to the man. He seems awesome, and his mother-in-law has bought a bunch of cozies from us, but we’re only friends in the facebook sense of the word. So I was quite happy to report to her just now that my best friend is hilarious. And I’ll share it with you, too.