Ugly cats of the world, I apologize for all of humanity. Apparently there is a large number among us who get kicks from searching the internet for pictures of ugly cats. It’s unfair to you that your picture is passed around the internet only to be laughed at. I hope that you have been able to find the love you need in the “real world.”
Dear “Ugly cats” searchers of the world, I apologize for the lack of ugly cats on my blog. Certainly you must not think Quasi is ugly. There’s really no reason I should get a half a dozen people to my blog because they have searched for ugly cats. If you must laugh at cats, laugh at cats with bad grammar. Oh, speaking of which, there are new ones. Gotta go!